Thanks for the fav on Inktober 12 - Whale a.k.a Blubbery Goodness
I spent some time in a whale once. As student exchange programs go, it left a lot to be desired. Don’t get me wrong, I learned a great deal, but I just don’t think I would recommend it to an adjunct professor of interdimensional cosmetology, which is my standard for a critical review of any internal marine relocation program. It started out okay. I was boarded with a nice Armenian couple who were very welcoming, but despite organizers assurances the living quarters were deceptively cramped. But I was willing to forgo that, fuelled by spirit of adventure, and I was also completely fine with the smell, but the frequent flooding and over reliance on fish as a primary staple were just too much to handle. I stuck it out for the mandatory seven years but I would only ever do it three or four more times. Five at most.
Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
Thanks for the fav on The Kevin Chronicles – Chapter 1 (Revised)
Will Kevin ever defeat the Crime Lord, Sir Greedypants? Can he save his lovely photographer, Gary, from plummeting 3 feet to his death? Will his slow dancing skills ever help him to clean up the streets of Umbropolis? Tune in next week to find out. Until then, never trust a llama with your browser history, it only ends in tears.
You can find Chapter 2 here - The Kevin Chronicles – Chapter 2 (Revised)
Or the rest of the series can be found here.